Apr 01, 2019 | Admin IG

Introducing Edible Playmats

We've all been there. Round five of a GP has just ended, and you're facing exhaustion and incredible hunger. There isn't enough time to run down to the Subway across the street because there's already a huge line, and you decided that control was the smart deck to bring (Hey! It was a meta call!), so you're already much shorter on time than you would like. You turn to your bag, a sweet aroma emanating from your playmat bag. Of course! Everything is fine, because you've brought your...

EDIBLE PLAYMATS!

That's right ladies and germs! Here at Inked Gaming Skunkworks R&D, we've been hard at work producing some truly innovative products, the latest of which has been in development for quite some time. Edible playmats! Just like our color profile for our printers, we've finely tuned our patented Edible Sublimation Printing method. The ESP method is very similar to how normal printers print in the four base pigment colors, CMYK (Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and Key [black]). However, ESP uses a 5-taste base system called STBUNa (Sweet, Tangy, Bitter, Umami [savory], and Salty) which allows us to customize our already vibrant colors with even more vibrant tastes.

So how do I order this magnificent, life-changing product?

Ordering one of our brand-new edible playmats is no more difficult than ordering any of our other fine products. Currently, the edible option is only available for custom playmats, but may soon be adapted to our other products depending on the popularity of the edible upgrade! All you need to do is go to the custom playmat page, upload your art, and click the "edible" option in the upgrades list. BE SURE TO USE THE CODE NOMNOM10 FOR 10% OFF YOUR ORDER!!! Once you add the order to your cart, our Designs Team and our Skunkworks R&D Team will collaborate to design the best possible flavor-match to your mat, and ship it right to your door with the speed and quality you've come to expect from us.
EDIT: Due to concerns and threats of regulatory action from the FDA, we've been forced to disable the Edible option for the time being. We will be actively working to get this option back online in the future. Thank you for all your support!

No more fishy mat smell, unless of course that's what you're going for!

That's right! With our ESP system, the normal smell that comes pre-packaged free-of-charge with our normal mats will be replaced with the delicious smell of whatever you wanted to print on your mat. Freshly baked bread? A juicy steak? A freshly cut onion? All this and more than you can imagine can be printed into your mat, so you have a delicious experience before you even start playing.

"It's like a bread bowl, but with playmats!"

While Inked Gaming does not officially condone the use of Inked Gaming Edible Playmats with soup, nor do we advise that the Inked Gaming Edible Playmats come into contact with liquid of any kind, beta tests have shown these mats to pair well with chowders and chilis, and while they might not be effective at holding those soups, our focus groups have said that they're "Great for dipping".

But are they health conscious?

Yes! Our playmats are: gluten-free, sugar-free, palm oil free, BPA free, GM and GMO free, keto and paleo friendly, vegan, organic, all-natural, free-range, grass-fed, rich in antioxidants, high in omega-3 fatty acids, and non-toxic (if inhaled)! They're also microwave, dishwasher, fondue pot, slow cooker, rice cooker, washing machine, and pressure washer safe. On top of that, our playmats are never tested on animals (unless you consider Andrew an animal, then we definitely tested on an animal).