The day before the Spring Fever Sale launched, we were taking internal bets on how many orders we were going to get. Then our collective jaw-dropping could be heard clear from Portland to Corvallis as even the highest guess was passed within the first hour of the sale. We ended up making three months of sales within a 24 hour period, and thus are absolutely swamped with work. We are putting in 16-hour days at the shop in order to get all the orders out, but due to the insane quantity, we are not able to get orders out at our typical rate.
Please understand, it may take an additional 8 business days more than usual for your order to ship. We are doing our best to get the orders out as fast as possible, but the process is delayed.
If you have any questions, please contact firstname.lastname@example.org.
We apologize for the delay, and thank you for your patience.